Today, my boyfriend gave his penis a high five for not getting me pregnant. He does this every time I get my period. Every. Single. Time. FML
by highfive / 10/16/2014 at 9:27pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
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Can you really give it "five" if it doesn't have a hand?
#2 - On 10/17/2014 at 4:01am by Pwib
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One word: Condom
#4 - On 10/17/2014 at 4:02am by Misshhh
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