Today, before work, I was quickly cleaning when I tripped and the side of my neck hit the countertop, causing a dark bruise. During work, people wouldn't stop giving me high fives for getting laid and I was too embarrassed to tell them truth that I'm not desirable, just clumsy. FML

by ForeverAlone / 10/14/2014 at 8:13pm / United States (South Dakota) / Love

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  • I have eczema and it occasionally flares on my neck, right where a hickey would be. People always ask if it's a hickey, but I don't even have a girlfriend.

    At least you have the claim to being clumsy. My skin just hates me.

    #1 - On 10/15/2014 at 3:15am by AnOriginalName

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  • If they believe that you could have a significant other, then you're already half way there-ish! Be confident and proud of who you are! You'll find someone for you! Don't dwell on it, just live and have fun and it'll happen.

    #2 - On 10/15/2014 at 3:20am by ActionFearo

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