Today, I was giving my boyfriend a massage. I guess I hit the spot, because he muttered, "Please marry me" into the pillow. Considering we've been going out for years and had spoken about marriage before, I stopped in my tracks. He stammered, "Oh, I mean... Not like that. Will you keep going?" FML

by Anonymous / 10/06/2014 at 7:41pm / United States (California) / Love

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  • He doesn't want to marry you in the middle of such an amazing massage, that's all

    #2 - On 10/07/2014 at 10:03am by dimerneckel

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  • A friend of mine gave me a massage a couple weeks ago. It was so good and relaxing that I told her if she married me I'd spoil her just for a massage every day.

    #3 - On 10/07/2014 at 10:04am by JMichael

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