Today, I went to a parade. While I was there, I ran into my ex and his new girlfriend. Trying to prove I was over him, I tried to act like I was oblivious to them and having a great time. I turned around, only for a piece of candy to hit me square me in the eye. FML

by HarleyDavison / 10/05/2014 at 2:44pm / United States (Missouri) / Love

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  • You found your new eye-candy. Congratulations.

    #1 - On 10/05/2014 at 5:19pm by Welshite

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  • You can tell your friends you got hit on by a piece of eye candy in front of your ex and his new girlfriend

    #2 - On 10/05/2014 at 5:20pm by nataliewby

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