Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up. He greeted me with a winning smile, a belch, and the words, "Nice tits." I'm beginning to lose hope. FML
by bri_sci94 / 09/26/2014 at 2:56am / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
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Does your friend hate you?
#1 - On 09/26/2014 at 4:15am by Fuaaad1994
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That is when you stand up, slap him and walk out
#3 - On 09/26/2014 at 4:19am by Batmans_cat
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