Today, my girlfriend admitted that she "probably wasn't even sober" when I asked her out and she said yes. Our almost 2-year relationship is the longest drunken mistake ever. FML

by KayEffEh / 09/17/2014 at 5:22pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love

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  • Yeah, she hasn't been drunk the WHOLE time, right? So, clearly, sober her appreciates the decision of drunk her. :-)

    #2 - On 09/18/2014 at 2:46am by magnetic_aura

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  • At least you two managed to last two years (:

    #1 - On 09/18/2014 at 2:43am by crissalove

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