Today, I took a shit of biblical proportions. I flushed and opened a window, but my pregnant wife went in straight after me. Her morning sickness kicked in and she quickly ran out, vomit dripping from her mouth. She's pissed and thinks I planned the whole thing as a prank. FML

by Anonymous / 09/15/2014 at 2:48pm / United Kingdom (Liverpool) / Love

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  • Not sure which is worse! The smell of shit or the taste of vomit. F both your lives!

    #1 - On 09/15/2014 at 6:16pm by 604

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  • Ice cream and flowers, they will save you my friend.

    #2 - On 09/15/2014 at 6:16pm by devildog562

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