Neat and tidy

By jjhach - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Aldouane

Today, while fishing my remote out from behind the couch, I found my fiancé's stash of old toenails. FML
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JuzReading 23

Please introduce your fiancé to a vacuum cleaner.

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flufee2 27

Lets be honest.. 90% of the time when you do that you find anything but the remote lol

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flufee2 27

Lets be honest.. 90% of the time when you do that you find anything but the remote lol

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Googolman 29

You couldn't have posted that in the first place instead of your original comment?

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LexiDaBae 17

I bet he was trying to get first comment.

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JuzReading 23

Please introduce your fiancé to a vacuum cleaner.

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Tthug 34

Or a trash can. So he doesn't even have to get off the couch. But seriously. Who does this? What are the warning signs? How do I know to stay away?

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Axipiter 24

I use a piece of fishing wire and make necklaces out of them. For when I want to look pretty.

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ZY1431 24

Makes you wonder what else she's stashing and where...

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Fiancé is male, actually. Fiancée is female. :)

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DinosaurTacoTime 18

If my husband had one of those he would be sharing the couch with them. Can't stand germy things.

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gracehi 31

Hey, you never know when a stash of old toenails will come in handy. It's just a good thing to keep around the house. I mean, what if you run out of food, and get really really REALLY hungry? Hmmm? I bet you won't think that stash of toenails is so silly then, huh?

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JuggaloSimms1441 16

Lmao too funny! Could be trading items in the apocalypse! :)

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feven 32

When I first started reading this fml I thought you were going to say a stash of something else.

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SillyBeanie 8

Well we all have our weird hobbies his is just a little gross

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