Today, while fishing my remote out from behind the couch, I found my fiancé's stash of old toenails. FML

by jjhach / 09/12/2014 at 6:27pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Love

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  • Please introduce your fiancé to a vacuum cleaner.

    #4 - On 09/13/2014 at 7:42am by JuzReading

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  • Hey, you never know when a stash of old toenails will come in handy. It's just a good thing to keep around the house. I mean, what if you run out of food, and get really really REALLY hungry? Hmmm? I bet you won't think that stash of toenails is so silly then, huh?

    #8 - On 09/13/2014 at 7:57am by gracehi

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