Today, some random bloke introduced himself at a bar by asking to fuck me. I got tongue-tied trying to say both "fuck off" and "please go away". I ended up telling him to "Please fuck away." FML
by royallymessedup / 08/21/2014 at 12:36pm / Love
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That's what he was hoping for.
#2 - On 08/21/2014 at 5:07pm by rhysfucker
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He was probably a drunk asshole. That sucks OP
#1 - On 08/21/2014 at 5:07pm by mkstar13
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