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Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him for the first time. The L-word is probably one of the only things I'm scared to say, so what did he do? He stared at me blankly before making a farting noise with his mouth and asking if he could go get Chicken Express for dinner. FML

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On 07/30/2014 at 12:41am - love - by Humiliated & Heart-Broken - United States (Texas)

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him avoiding saying it back is not a good sign op... maybe you dropped it too soon or he possibly isn't ready for that kind of commitment either way op I'm sorry.

#1 - On 07/30/2014 at 5:39am by Austrand22

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He probably was just taken by surprise.

#3 - On 07/30/2014 at 5:40am by lameuser

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