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Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML

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On 07/27/2014 at 6:17pm - love - by notgoth (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

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I guess you could say the thirst was real.

#1 - On 07/28/2014 at 3:16am by billiejoeinabox

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I'm sorry some people can be so rude. If anything, he was probably the weird one.

#3 - On 07/28/2014 at 3:16am by Naoto_Shirogane

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