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Today, I overheard my boyfriend saying to his friends, "I never knew what real contraception was until I saw Laura's face." I'm Laura. FML


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On 07/24/2014 at 4:51pm - love - by I don't condome that, babe (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Sounds like real contraception is his attitude.

#1 - On 07/24/2014 at 6:22pm by jmfreee

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That's rude! You should confront him. But as a general rule. Don't date boys who think it's cool to be mean to you for their friends. They're not worth it.

#4 - On 07/24/2014 at 6:25pm by Meggston

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