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Today, my boyfriend reckoned that he has a better sleep when he falls asleep with his hand on either my boobs or my ass. I kind of just laughed it off. I later discovered he's 100% correct when he put his hand on my butt, and not five minutes later was snoring. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40248) - you deserved it (6579)

On 07/22/2014 at 4:44am - love - by and the truth comes out (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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I would take that as a complement

#1 - On 07/22/2014 at 12:20pm by kost4060

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You could probably patent yourself as the next great sleep-aid. Just make molds of your breasts and butt and rake in the money.

#2 - On 07/22/2014 at 12:21pm by Welshite

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