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Today, my ex told me that she's 3 weeks pregnant with my child. Not only was she on her period when I broke up with her last week, her friend let me know that the positive pregnancy test she showed me was a fake that she'd bought online. FML


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On 07/10/2014 at 1:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

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Wow, sounds like someone is having a psychotic break... If I were you, OP, I'd avoid her at all costs. You don't need that craziness in your life.

#1 - On 07/10/2014 at 4:55pm by NandaPanda

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wait you can buy positive pregnancy tests online? that sounds like a terrible prank and a cry for attention

#4 - On 07/10/2014 at 4:56pm by titandesu

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