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Today, my husband told me he was going to search from store to store in order to find my birthday gift. What was he really doing? His girlfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49750) - you deserved it (3924)

On 07/08/2014 at 1:41am - love - by rozsrredd (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Looks like the gift of divorce to me.

Oh and Happy Birthday!

#1 - On 07/08/2014 at 8:58am by Paco_el_Taco

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Get rid of him. You deserve better than trash. Happy Birthday! I hope your day gets better!

#3 - On 07/08/2014 at 8:58am by MomentoMori

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