Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML
by awkword / 12/31/2013 at 12:47pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
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"I could say the same about your dick"
#3 - On 12/31/2013 at 5:16pm by skilova4lifezzz
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Well that's very rude of him, sorry to hear that OP
#1 - On 12/31/2013 at 5:13pm by aishaa1
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