Today, I announced my pregnancy to my husband. He responded with, "Well shit, when do these faucets turn on?" and started honking my boobs. FML
by Anonymous / 12/26/2013 at 12:27pm / United States (Alabama) / Love
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Well then. It could have been worse.
#1 - On 12/26/2013 at 5:57pm by macystar
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"When this one stops" ~kicks in nuts~
#4 - On 12/26/2013 at 5:59pm by DeoVolente
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