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Man or woman?

Today, the girl of my dreams said yes when I asked her out. Our conversation afterward consisted of her telling me "no one can know" and saying she doesn't want to do things normal couples do. I'm basically in the deepest level of the "friendzone": the friendzoned boyfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48699) - you deserved it (4791)

On 12/07/2013 at 1:56am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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Run away... and quickly!

#1 - On 12/07/2013 at 5:53am by underthesea12

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She doesn't want to do things normal couples do? So...no fighting and breaking up?

Sounds perfect to me.

#9 - On 12/07/2013 at 6:03am by DocBastard

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