Today, I crawled into bed with my boyfriend. He was snoring loudly which is how I knew he was passed out cold. Once I was under the blanket next to him, he slowly turned over, stared me straight in the face and said, "I have to kill you". Then started snoring again. FML

by mtr1594 / 07/31/2013 at 2:47am / United States (Nevada) / Love

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  • You should talk to him about it and see how he reacts, if he acts a bit strange I would recommend getting away and running. Immediately.

    #1 - On 07/31/2013 at 12:31pm by JoeGrant

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  • How sweet he sounds!

    #2 - On 07/31/2013 at 12:31pm by zed34

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