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Today, I'm looking for a job, and the employer I spoke to by phone was busy, but before hanging up he said "we will call you soon". I still wonder how he plans to do so without even having asked for my number. FML


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On 01/21/2009 at 12:03pm - love - by maddy - Sent from mobile version

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Caller ID. Simple as that.

#2 - On 02/26/2009 at 4:02pm by reanimated

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I hate when they lie to you like that. Sure, your number might be on your resume, but if you haven't gotten a chance to give it to them, it's not gonna help. As for caller ID, not all businesses have phones with that feature.

#3 - On 03/20/2009 at 10:41pm by diskincluded

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