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Today, I asked a girl in my building out. She said yes, and told me her fee per hour. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21697) - you deserved it (2203)

On 10/01/2012 at 7:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

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That was her clever way of saying "no". Take the hint.

#6 - On 10/02/2012 at 3:06am by HSOMGF

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You know how books at a library have a card in it to tell how many people have checked it out? She's the kind of book that comes with 3 of those cards.

#7 - On 10/02/2012 at 3:10am by BeaterOfTheDrums

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