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Today, after math class, the resident creepy kid approached me and asked me out. I've only spoken to him twice before, so I was creeped out, and I politely declined. He totally lost it, and shouted that I'm a "friend-zoning bitch" before storming out of the room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22047) - you deserved it (3205)

On 09/14/2012 at 8:03pm - love - by wow kid just leave me alone (woman) - United States

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Sounds like he's been dumped before... A lot.

#3 - On 09/14/2012 at 11:06pm by iheartkanye

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Well he doesn't seem to have any problems whatsoever...

#2 - On 09/14/2012 at 11:06pm by dhall30

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