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Today, the coworker I've had a crush on for the past few months asked me if I was busy Friday night. I was so excited, I immediately replied, "I thought you'd never ask!" He gave me a funny look and said, "Good, because I need you to take my shift." FML

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On 08/03/2012 at 1:24am - love - by DeeGirlMon (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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Tell him your so exited about it because you need extra money
It removes the awkwardness

#3 - On 08/03/2012 at 6:02am by pexy

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Say you'll do it if he'll take you out next Friday.

#11 - On 08/03/2012 at 6:06am by jwbfml

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