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Today, I had a dream that my ex-boyfriend had become a vicious serial killer and was hunting me down because I broke up with him. I don't know what scares me more: the way he hunted me in my sleep, or the fact that it wouldn't surprise me if it actually happened. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22648) - you deserved it (3446)

On 07/19/2012 at 11:55am - love - by InsomniacToBe - United States (Utah)

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You better hope that shit doesn't come true!

#1 - On 07/19/2012 at 12:59pm by SwagPuppet

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Your dream was a vision of the future! Now that you know, you must train in martial arts to ensure your safety! Good luck! :D

#4 - On 07/19/2012 at 1:00pm by RabidBunny

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