By thefailwhale - 16/06/2012 04:58 - United States - Hartford

Today, it's my birthday. When my crush spotted me in the hallway and wished me a Happy Birthday, my nerves got the best of me and I blurted out, "You too!" FML
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Betz 10

You have a 1 in 365 chance of not looking like a fool.

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K_kanaka 26

Awwwwwww how cute (embarrassing) but cute.

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astoryofroses 9

hey, at least he knew it's your birthday! maybe he's interested? I'm sure a small mistake as that wouldn't be such a problem :)

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Betz 10

You have a 1 in 365 chance of not looking like a fool.

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amandalillian 27

Even if you get it within the week you would look pretty smooth

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a1f0sff 25

Just giggle and say that you forgot how to say thank you.

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jaredofmo 22

It's a leap year, so 366.

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Bonzer 2

^ You beat me too it, but the chances of him being born on a leap year is 1/4, so it would be 1 in 365.25 of not looking like a fool.

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TrueTriage 16

Getting a bit to technical from the original joke are we..?

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ilovesuju 10

It's ok OP whenever I go to the movie theaters and the ticket people tell me to enjoy my movie I always end up saying "thanks you too"

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LolFMLnot 10

It's not a big deal you should've laughed it off OP. Imagine someone said that to you, you wouldn't think of them as a fool. You'll just laugh because they made a mistake. Or its just me

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AKGirlinSD 20

Looking like a fool is fun though! *enter sarcasm here*

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Soloman212 28

Bonzer that's not how propanol pry works; you don't just add together the chances. (Yes I know we've taken this too far already, just pointing it out.)

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ReesieBanana21 12

Tell him "Happy birthday" from me too!! :D

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austin101123 3

29, actually the odds are about 365.25. However, if it was anywhere in the next couple of days it would still be pretty cool.

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K_kanaka 26

Awwwwwww how cute (embarrassing) but cute.

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blcksocks 19

Awwwwww y u no wear shirt, sir?

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auzz1_pride 9

11) whats wrong with wearing no shirt hm?

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blcksocks 19

Peter griffin is an exception

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maebelline12 12

hahaha #11 made me lol...

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Sandsh8rk 36

Nerves get the best of us sometimes, especially when we are around people we have a crush on. It'll be fine, he'll probably forget about it soon. :)

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HonestTruth 5

Crush: Happy Birthday OP: You too. Crush: Neat, you are the first person to tell me Happy Birthday. How did you know? OP: Facebook Crush: I don't have Facebook... *Awkward Penguin*

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Sandsh8rk 36

Even if the OP said 'I just know', the guy would think she is some sort of crazy stalker.

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auzz1_pride 9

6) lets be serious for a second. Who doesn't have facebook?

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auzz1_pride 9

What do you use then 42, msn, bebo? Please keep up with modern day communications aside from via text messaging.

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SkoomaKi 27

#44 - Some people prefer talking to another's face, instead of looking at virtual ASCII code.

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simonsaysYDI 8

44 - Some people don't cling to past and extremely distant friendships like a life preserver. If they're actually close to you, it's called visiting. Or calling. Some people still do that.

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

#44 - Oh, god, you're one of THOSE people. The kind that expects everyone to keep up with modern ways of communications and have the latest technology. *rolls eyes* I have never even had a phone, and although I have a Facebook, I don't even use it anymore. Not everyone has to "keep up with modern day communication" devices, ********.

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Thor12 1

I don't have a Facebook. Jeez not everyone does some people still have a life

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Ririshi 0

Lol that's right.. I think most people do have facebook/any other social media, though..

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austin101123 3

I don't use Facebook... I have. YouTube that I use and that's about it. Most of the time I will either hang out with them, talk with them, and/or play a game with then if I want to communicate with them.

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10121995 0

Well as long as you had a great day you should be good.

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GVirdi 11

Yeah maybe he thought that was funny and spent alittle time with OP

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blcksocks 19

We've all been there.

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theskaven 2

Exactly. This is a weak FML - done this many times *facepalm*

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DontClickOnMe 28

Well, I'm sure he knew what you meant. Anyway, Happy Birthday, OP! =)

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SystemofaBlink41 27

My birthday's today too :D Well now that I finished saying my useless fact, who wants pie?

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Jumpingmal2 7

My birthday was a few months ago, happy birthday.

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kandi_kid69 15

Happy birthday. :D Pie? What flavour?

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

#55 - Pie flavor. *guitar riff*

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Arrawyn 12

Happy Birthday! It's actually my birthday too. But not really, I just wanted to fit in

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