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Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6802) - you deserved it (54068)

On 06/09/2012 at 7:04pm - love - by UnluckyGroom (man) - United States (Washington)

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Idiot...

#1 - On 06/10/2012 at 3:09am by jjake20140

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Just because it is a bachelors party it doesn't mean you should go out and get so overly drunk you have issues the following day. Do people forget they have to stand, infront of hundreds of people in some cases, and get married? YDI completely, hopefully you can come up with a good excuse to your new wife. I feel really bad for her.

#6 - On 06/10/2012 at 3:14am by SoultheWolf

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