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Today, I went on a second date with a guy I really liked, and we started chatting over dinner. That's when he told me about his paranoia, and how he's unsure if I'm out to get him or not. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22992) - you deserved it (2224)

On 06/07/2012 at 12:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

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At least he told you before you got seriously involved. A vital quality in a good relationship is honesty. Now you can decide whether or not you like him enough to look past it.

#3 - On 06/07/2012 at 6:05am by StormfrontX33

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You should've whispered to your wrist," we've been compromised" asked to be exused, then secretly left.

#15 - On 06/07/2012 at 6:25am by tannertrevis

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