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Today, my mother is trying to convince me to divorce my husband. He has a tattoo of a skull on his shoulder and she believes this means he kills people. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21943) - you deserved it (2419)

On 06/06/2012 at 4:06am - love - by facepalm (woman) - United States (California)

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Watch out before he gets you!!!

#1 - On 06/06/2012 at 10:06am by EpicSquishii

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Don't worry, it doesn't mean that at all! It just means you married a Death Eater.

#14 - On 06/06/2012 at 10:12am by itssosparkly

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