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Today, my husband went nuts. He's quit his job and set out building an amateur bomb shelter in our backyard. According to him, there's "substantial evidence" that cannibalism is on the rise across the country, and that "it's gonna be like Resident Evil out there, babe." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27339) - you deserved it (3064)

On 06/05/2012 at 1:21pm - love - by why... (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Miami zombie is real

#2 - On 06/05/2012 at 4:30pm by ohcoolstorybro

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I'd buy that. You'll be thanking him when the world is being devoured one brain at a time.

#5 - On 06/05/2012 at 4:33pm by deusbag

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