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Today, I found out via Facebook status that my boyfriend is going to Hawaii with a group of friends, including his ex-girlfriend for a few weeks. When I confronted him about it, he said he didn't think I needed to know, and to mind my own business. I think I'm about to be single. FML


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On 05/22/2012 at 10:32am - love - by angry girlfriend - Canada (Quebec)

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Sounds to me like you've been single for a while already.

Make sure you pack a few surprises in your ex-boyfriends bags, like dead fish. By the time he gets there, all his clothes will smell fantastic.

#1 - On 05/22/2012 at 12:41pm by DocBastard

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I wouldn't think I'd be about to be single. I'd make sure I was. If I ever did that to a girl I'd want her to break up with me because I obviously don't deserve her.

#3 - On 05/22/2012 at 12:41pm by simcop2387

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