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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because my mom's lazy eye creeps him out, and that my dad hates him. She doesn't have a lazy eye, he's never met my dad, never seen my mom, and now according to his friends, he's been cheating on me for the past two weeks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27074) - you deserved it (2053)

On 05/19/2012 at 7:20pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Sri Lanka (Western)

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He's just making excuses to break up with you. You're better off without him OP.

#1 - On 05/19/2012 at 8:29pm by emeraldisle

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I don't understand, did he not at least try to come up with an ACTUAL reason to dump you? At least you don't have to deal with that douche anymore

#2 - On 05/19/2012 at 8:30pm by zoPwNAgEzo

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