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Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28977) - you deserved it (4265)

On 05/11/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by rawr_fml001 - Canada (Ontario)

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You should force him to pay child support if you decide to keep the child. Of course you will have to prove it is his child. I'm sorry OP.

#1 - On 05/12/2012 at 2:22am by SoultheWolf

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Definitely not the only thing positive about your day. You got your FML approved!

#14 - On 05/12/2012 at 2:35am by zingline89

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