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Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML


I agree, your life sucks (38706) - you deserved it (2511)

On 04/17/2012 at 2:11pm - love - by Jason199615 - United States (Missouri)

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step 1. always be sure to clear browsing history.

#1 - On 04/17/2012 at 4:49pm by be_you_tiful

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Well leave the history page up and search "how to kill and hide your wife's body without being caught". That'll teach her.

#9 - On 04/17/2012 at 4:51pm by SkoomaKi

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