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Today, I introduced my Spanish friend to a girl I've had a crush on for a long time. Because he only spoke Spanish and she only spoke English, I was the translator. The first thing he said to her was, "You are really pretty." I translated it as "I like other men." Later, they found out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8914) - you deserved it (41377)

On 04/15/2012 at 2:49am - love - by needurlove (man) - United States (Idaho)

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Lmao that is low but hilarious

#2 - On 04/15/2012 at 10:35am by WCARlover

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Jealous much?

#3 - On 04/15/2012 at 10:36am by Drigr

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