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Today, my dream finally came true, I slept with the woman I love. Sadly, after that I got friend-zoned, because she's in love with my brother, and she wanted my help to get to him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27533) - you deserved it (2558)

On 04/04/2012 at 12:41pm - love - by Sociallyawkwardpenguin (man) - Sent from mobile version

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Ouch, welcome to the friend zone. I wouldn't help her as it seems she used you.

#1 - On 04/04/2012 at 4:31pm by SadIife

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Since she just used you, tell her that he'll never go for a skank like you any way

#9 - On 04/04/2012 at 4:35pm by ToeJams

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