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Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24146) - you deserved it (6635)

On 03/25/2012 at 12:06pm - love - by Mark Allan (man) - United States (Virginia)

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She could've just said "I have a boyfriend," I suppose. But that would have made too much sense.

#2 - On 03/25/2012 at 6:44pm by DealerCamel

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Severe cockblockage.

#1 - On 03/25/2012 at 6:41pm by FMLemur

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