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Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24780) - you deserved it (3657)

On 03/20/2012 at 6:33pm - love - by anonymous - Canada (Newfoundland)

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Send him a queef and you'll never hear from him again.

#2 - On 03/21/2012 at 3:45am by perdix

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Just stop listening to the sound clips he sends you! Delete them as you receive them... As for your boyfriend's immaturity, that's a harder problem to fix.

#1 - On 03/21/2012 at 3:44am by MellyBee

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