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Today, I washed my sheets. They wouldn't dry quick enough, so I had to use my old Buzz Lightyear sheets. My new girlfriend took it upon herself to become a damn psychic and pay me a surprise visit right there and then. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20122) - you deserved it (3744)

On 03/17/2012 at 12:22pm - love - by babysheets (man) - Uruguay (Montevideo)

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Maybe she'll wanna lay on them and play with your Woody?


I'm sorry, that was horrible.

#4 - On 03/17/2012 at 9:05pm by Kraft92

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What's the problem?

#1 - On 03/17/2012 at 9:02pm by MikeDa1Da

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