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Today, I washed my sheets. They wouldn't dry quick enough, so I had to use my old Buzz Lightyear sheets. My new girlfriend took it upon herself to become a damn psychic and pay me a surprise visit right there and then. FML
Maybe she'll wanna lay on them and play with your Woody?
I'm sorry, that was horrible.
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Friday 2 October 2015