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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She said it's a good thing, because it was a "mutual decision", and that while she wouldn't mind staying together, I was the one who wanted to split, and she respected my decision. I wish I had been a part of this delusional conversation. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20106) - you deserved it (1399)

On 03/15/2012 at 8:12am - love - by Teh_dw33bin4tor (man) - Australia

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Don't forget to remind her of the $50,000 that she promised to give you at the end of that conversation.

If she gets to make shit up, so do you.

#13 - On 03/15/2012 at 2:19pm by DocBastard

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Well, I guess at least now you won't have to be part of any more delusional conversations with her...

#2 - On 03/15/2012 at 2:08pm by Michyxo

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