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Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my visibly drunk uncle stood up and denounced the minister for "preaching yer god shite where it weren't never be welcome". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16206) - you deserved it (1803)

On 03/14/2012 at 10:38am - love - by mel_bear_ (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)

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Seems to me that if you're posting an FML on your wedding day you have a lot bigger problems than your drunken uncle..... JMHO

#9 - On 03/14/2012 at 2:26pm by loserman67

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Someday you're gonna look back on this and have a good laugh. But today is not that day.

#10 - On 03/14/2012 at 2:27pm by immaMonsta

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