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Today, I was sitting on the couch with my fiancé, when he jumped up and viciously sat on my face. I then heard, smelled, and tasted the most violent, horrific fart known to man. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth, and he can't stop laughing. I'm getting married to this guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20723) - you deserved it (10905)

On 03/14/2012 at 1:18am - love - by anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

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You're the one who picked him.

#5 - On 03/14/2012 at 6:42am by pinkcrayola

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Best reason ever to dump the, pardon me please!, asshole!!!

#3 - On 03/14/2012 at 6:41am by jellyD

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