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Today, I was re-watching my wedding video. As I was walking down the aisle, you could hear my grandfather mutter "Here comes the bride, all fat and wide." FML


I agree, your life sucks (39231) - you deserved it (5618)

On 03/10/2012 at 9:20am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

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Here comes the groom skinny as a broom

#4 - On 03/10/2012 at 1:33pm by rubberduckie94

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Grandfathers are the funniest people in the world, hands down.
Don't take it seriously, OP. He's most likely kidding. Even if he wasn't, I'm sure you looked stunning.

#7 - On 03/10/2012 at 1:33pm by TheFamilyElf

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