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Today, I asked my girlfriend when she'll be having her period, since she was acting pretty bitchy the last time around. She duct taped my leg hair and ripped it off while I was napping. FML

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On 03/08/2012 at 4:48pm - love - by gabbykinz13 - United States

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Dudes should know by now never ask girls when they're on their periods

#4 - On 03/08/2012 at 7:03pm by carrythebanner

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What kind of idiot asks that? Oh right, you do.

NEVER ask that. Never.

#7 - On 03/08/2012 at 7:04pm by DocBastard

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