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Today, I approached the girl I like, hoping to ask her out. Just as I strode up to her, she excused herself as quickly as she could. I then realized I'd forgotten to zip up my pants after going to the bathroom minutes before. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11897) - you deserved it (19283)

On 03/06/2012 at 1:55pm - love - by Tommy (man) - United States (Virginia)

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Always xyz bro

#1 - On 03/06/2012 at 4:19pm by A7X2012

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Toodle doodle! Didn't wanna see your noodle!

#6 - On 03/06/2012 at 4:22pm by Hummbinger

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