Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25417) - you deserved it (4168)
On 03/06/2012 at 8:56am - love - by biggirlsdocry (woman) - United States (Illinois)
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I think it's time to rethink your relationship.
#2 - On 03/06/2012 at 12:55pm by hotPinklipstick
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He sounds like a whopper of a jerk.
#7 - On 03/06/2012 at 12:59pm by French_Toast
+87 | 3
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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