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Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28567) - you deserved it (4483)

On 03/06/2012 at 8:56am - love - by biggirlsdocry (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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I think it's time to rethink your relationship.

#2 - On 03/06/2012 at 12:55pm by hotPinklipstick

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He sounds like a whopper of a jerk.

#7 - On 03/06/2012 at 12:59pm by French_Toast

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