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Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brother can't even get a girlfriend". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18098) - you deserved it (1069)

On 01/20/2009 at 3:41pm - love - by Taylor - United States (Oklahoma)

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story of my life.

#1 - On 02/10/2009 at 2:59pm by 3

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hahahahahha
awwww i'm sorry
its ok!! you're still young
anyways, mom's only say things to make their kids feel better so she probably didn't mean for you to hear? =] you'll be fine.
YOU'RE GETTING SYMPATHY FROM GIRLS AS WE SPEAK. instant chick magnet

#2 - On 02/13/2009 at 5:51am by randomchick

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