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Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brother can't even get a girlfriend". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13081) - you totally deserved it (575)

On 01/20/2009 at 3:41pm - love - by Taylor - United States (Oklahoma)

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story of my life.

#1 - On 02/10/2009 at 2:59pm by 3

hahahahahha
awwww i'm sorry
its ok!! you're still young
anyways, mom's only say things to make their kids feel better so she probably didn't mean for you to hear? =] you'll be fine.
YOU'RE GETTING SYMPATHY FROM GIRLS AS WE SPEAK. instant chick magnet

#2 - On 02/13/2009 at 5:51am by randomchick

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LOL! That is mean! Yet so funny....

#3 - On 02/14/2009 at 9:51am by maiden_girl

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hahahahha
this is even better, because at first i thought this was by someone i knew.
then i realized i had it backwards.
THEN i suspected that this person had used their brothers' name because they were too embarrassed to use their own.
and now i just realized that i'm being psychotic. lol

congratulations, you just made my day!

#4 - On 02/15/2009 at 5:43pm by katy

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Lmao #4.

#5 - On 03/03/2009 at 11:59pm by NoPsych

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That is so not cool.

Smooth move, Ma. Sorry, man.

#6 - On 03/16/2009 at 12:54am by CDub7888

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hahaha that's awesome. sorry though.

#7 - On 04/02/2009 at 2:52pm by thor82188

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lol burned you, but probably made your brother feel better.

#9 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:04am by 24788

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Ouch. I hate when parents use their other kids for examples. "why can't you get straight A's like your brother??" "Your brother never disobeyed me like this..."

Yeah, shut the fuck up, Mom

#10 - On 07/09/2009 at 9:20am by Avenging_Angel

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that's kinda like my situation, but my mom wouldn't say that she's too nice lol

#11 - On 07/24/2009 at 4:55pm by dan81892

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there's another fml the exact same but it's girls not boys

#12 - On 01/27/2010 at 1:30am by ZleveL

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YDI Cause ur face!

#13 - On 02/17/2010 at 12:20am by erick1105692

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hahahaha this made me laugh so hard

#14 - On 04/11/2010 at 10:36am by allanCapaldi

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