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Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brother can't even get a girlfriend". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23728) - you deserved it (1649)

On 01/20/2009 at 3:41pm - love - by Taylor - United States (Oklahoma)

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Ouch. I hate when parents use their other kids for examples. "why can't you get straight A's like your brother??" "Your brother never disobeyed me like this..."

Yeah, shut the fuck up, Mom

#10 - On 07/09/2009 at 9:20am by Avenging_Angel

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story of my life.

#1 - On 02/10/2009 at 2:59pm by 3

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