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Today, I called my husband, who is currently stationed in Japan, to see how he was doing. According to his girlfriend, he's doing fine. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46470) - you deserved it (2758)

On 02/27/2012 at 12:42pm - love - by unknown - United States

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Oh wow I'm so sorry. Usually it's the other way around. Either way, it still sucks :(

#2 - On 02/27/2012 at 8:03pm by seximexi911

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your husband is an asshole. hopefully you kick him to the curb.

#4 - On 02/27/2012 at 8:04pm by MzDisturbedOne

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