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Today, the captain of my school's girls wrestling team asked me out. I politely declined. She angrily locked me in the trunk of my own car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24381) - you deserved it (3789)

On 02/26/2012 at 1:12am - love - by Anonymous - United States

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