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Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML

I agree, your life sucks (8310) - you deserved it (609)

On 02/06/2012 at 12:35am - love - by hudd357mag (man) - United States

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