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Today, I argued with my girlfriend over her constantly wasting our money on acupuncture. She said if I could prove it was baloney, she would stop. After I showed her copious amounts of scientific proof debunking it as pseudo-science, she told me we're "taking a break" from our relationship. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25561) - you deserved it (11072)

On 02/03/2012 at 9:48pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

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you can do better

#1 - On 02/03/2012 at 10:59pm by th4m4ster

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Looks like she didn't get the point.

#5 - On 02/03/2012 at 10:59pm by im_not_creative

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